projectrallus

My name's Joshua Hensley, I'm a photographer and filmmaker and I love making friends so message me!
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Way back when I hit 40 subscribers I thought it would be funny to drink some generic soda with some folks to sort of spoof on the fact a lot of channels do stupid challenges when they hit certain benchmarks so to celebrate hitting 150 subscribers and staying there for a significant period, I’ve done it again, 3 liters of awful soda but with one fewer person in what is probably the single longest video on my channel.

Also, I’d like to say that I’m just really glad there are people that follow me at all, it’s probably the most rewarding feeling in the world to know that I’ve entertained anyone, let alone an average of ~60 people. So thanks for giving me that, it really has gotten me through some hard times.

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The 2nd Annual projectrallus Video Contest!

This year’s theme is Comedy-Horror and this year’s prizes are one game on steam up to $20 in price for the first place winner, and one game on steam up to $10 in price each for the first two runners up. You can spoof a horror film or series, come up with your own original premise, whatever. As long as you do something that vaguely falls under the category of Comedy-Horror, you’ll be considered a valid entry. You must also obey the following rules:

  • ENTRANTS MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD
  • YOU DON’T HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO ME OR FOLLOW ME ANYWHERE BUT THIS WON’T BE THE LAST CONTEST SO IT WON’T HURT TO DO SO—IT WON’T HELP EITHER.
  • ENTRIES MUST BE UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE AND VIDEOS MUST NOT VIOLATE ANY OF YOUTUBE’S TERMS AND CONDITIONS INCLUDING COPYRIGHT, SO NO COPYRIGHTED SONGS MAY BE USED IN YOUR VIDEOS.
  • I’D PREFER IT IF YOU DIDN’T MENTION ACTUAL CHARACTER OR SOURCE MATERIAL NAMES IF YOU DECIDE TO SPOOF SOMETHING, BUT I DON’T THINK THERE WILL BE AN ISSUE IF YOU DO.
  • VIDEOS MUST EITHER BE IN ENGLISH OR HAVE ENGLISH SUBTITLES. I’M SORRY, BUT I ONLY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE.
  • MINIMUM VIDEO LENGTH: 45 SECONDS
  • MAXIMUM VIDEO LENGTH: 15 MINUTES
  • THERE ARE NO RULES REGARDING VISUAL QUALITY; STANDARD DEFINITION VIDEOS AND VIDEOS OF ASPECT RATIOS OTHER THAN 16:9 ARE ELIGIBLE.
  • AUDIO-ONLY ENTRIES ARE ELIGIBLE AS LONG AS THEY ARE UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE.
  • THE CUTOFF FOR ENTRIES IS 11:59 PM CENTRAL TIME, OCTOBER 2, 2014

I try and debate with extreme right-wing conservatives in comments on local news posts and it always goes one of two ways: Either the person finds some bullshit circular reasoning for their argument or they get offended by something else entirely and stop talking.

I have no problem with faith, but I do have a problem with indoctrination.

Any system of belief— any school of thought that condemns even considering outside ideas is fundamentally wrong. If there is any truth to the things you say you don’t need to block out everything else to believe them, you should be able to consider these outside influences and determine that your way is still the way home.

And here’s the thing, they’ll quote scripture at you to support their beliefs but if you quote scripture back they’ll say, “Well, even the devil knows scripture,” like that’s some kind of defense. If the devil were quoting scripture at you you’re still acknowledging that the citations he’s making are valid, you’re saying they’re from your same infallible holy book, but you’re also saying that quoting scripture to try and validate your argument is a bullshit tactic because even the personification of evil does it

It’s like kids arguing over whether or not Santa is really the one that brought them a new basketball for Christmas except no matter what happens the kid that believes in the big red asshole always feels like they win even if they get slam dunked in the court of verbal exchange. Well bully for you, the ball is still made in China, you little shit.

There is no such thing as reverse-racism. Racism is not specific to one race. There is racism even in countries without many white people. It happens, it’s horrible. Stop tacking words onto other words that’s not how that works. Reverse-racism would literally mean being unable to attribute biases to any specific race.

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